I don’t party with women. I don’t pick up women at the club. I won’t drink with a chick & proceed to make love to her. If we’re crossing such rubicons, we both must be sober like formula 1 drivers. It’s a conscious decision I’ve made since my younger years. Never experienced drunk sex, I don’t want it. I believe that if you need drugs to get cosy with someone, you shouldn’t be near that person at all.
Women I meet at parties, we might have a good time there, & that’s it. I won’t call to make sure they got home & weren’t chewed by hyenas. They’re a few I’ll break these rules for, 9s & 10s. All the time I’ve spent in Nairobi, I’ve encountered only 3 chicks I’ll describe as 9s. Astonishingly beautiful girls. God must have spent years creating them. Feminine masterpieces. I’m yet to meet a pure 10 though, where do 10s hide in this town?
I’ll break all my rules for 10s. Such beauty only comes around once in a lifetime. And as a man, what fun are you having if you’re not closing these type of women. What will you tell God at the end? When he asks what you did with your mjuols?
Anyway, I rarely drink women. I’m that traditional. The few women I drink with, are acquaintances. We both know that there’s nothing more going to happen after. We aren’t friends, but we enjoy each other’s company enough that we don’t need drugs & sex to spice up our interactions. I like such chicks, bros. The men in their lives hate me. They think I am a sneaky bastard. Ha ha ha.
Recently I settled into this local I’d not visited in a minute. I spotted a 9. Everybody was swooning over her, men & women alike. Chaps I think of as focused were busy selling their manifestos. I settled at a table with friends. A few moments later, guess who shuffled into the sit next to me? The lady of the night. A cat sauntered by, then jumped on my lap. I pet the cat, this 9 also pet the cat & that’s how we began talking… To be continued.
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